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He drove me home from catechism
He finally had me alone
We were just talking about God
And then his hands found home

Come unto Thee!
Squander your whole childhood
Father: "On your knees!
Squander your whole childhood
And disrobe me please!"

Squander your whole childhood
Father: "On your knees!
Squander your whole childhood
So Bible me"

Child: "Set me free!!"

He told me not to tell anyone
He threatened me with "hell"
They con their alter boys by ringing
A crucifix for a bell

(Passive letter to the religious community. This discourse fosters "rational and productive dialogue amongst the community".)

Catholic Priests:
Shame on you for stealing all our dignity
The Vatican will swallow our court victory

Shame on you for stealing all our dignity
The Vatican will swallow our court victory

So I stayed quiet
But my conscience sensed something wrong
If you go to mass these days
You ought to carry a gun

Come unto Thee!
Squander your whole childhood
The non-Italian Pope stumbles through legal fees!
Father: "On your knees!
Squander your whole childhood
And disrobe me please!"
The priests are landing blind dates in their rectories!

Squander your whole childhood
The nuns are hushing victims with their rosaries!
Father: "On your knees!
Squander your whole childhood
Lead us into temptation you....

CATHOLIC PRIESTS:
Shame on you for stealing all our dignity
The Vatican will swallow our court victory

Never make us go to church, we ask you please!
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Catholic sleeze:
Never turn your back on our integrity
Katy please
Get into the stickered closet

Catholic sleeze:
Never turn your back on our integrity
Katy please
Get into the stickered closet
R.F.T. II

It's emotion that I promised and I said I'm gonna EXPRESS IT!!

It's emotion that I promised and I said I'm gonna EXPRESS IT!!


 

Should we keep letting them sneak off for wine during mass??

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